Is it der, die oder das Arschloch?

Finding the right gender of a noun

German articles are used similarly to the English articles,a and the. However, they are declined differently (change) according to the number, gender and case of their nouns.

In the German language, the gender and therefore article is fixed for each noun.

The most difficult part of learning the German language is the articles (der, die, das) or rather the gender of each noun. The gender of each noun in German has no simple rule. In fact, it can even seem illogical. For example das Mädchen, a young girl is neutral while der Junge, a young boy is male.

It is a good idea to learn the correct article for each new word together - even if it means a lot of work. For example learning "der Hund" (the dog) rather than just Hund by itself. Fortunately, there are some rules about gender in German that make things a little easier. It might be even nicer if these rules didn't have exceptions - but you can't have everything! The best way to learn them is with the App - Der-Die-Das Train! (available for iOS and Android)

German nouns belong either to the gender masculine (male, standard gender) with the definite article der, to the feminine (feminine) with the definite article die, or to the neuter (neuter) with the definite article das.

• for masculine: points of the compass, weather (Osten, Monsun, Sturm; however it is: das Gewitter), liquor/spirits (Wodka, Wein, Kognak), minerals, rocks (Marmor, Quarz, Granit, Diamant);

• for feminine: ships and airplanes (die Deutschland, die Boeing; however it is: der Airbus), cigarette brands (Camel, Marlboro), many tree and plant species (Eiche, Pappel, Kiefer; aber: der Flieder), numbers (Eins, Million; however it is: das Dutzend), most inland rivers (Elbe, Oder, Donau; aber: der Rhein);

• for neutrals: cafes, hotels, cinemas (das Mariott, das Cinemaxx), chemical elements (Helium, Arsen; however it is: der Schwefel, masculine elements have the suffix -stoff), letters, notes, languages and colors (das Orange, das A, das Englische), certain brand names for detergents and cleaning products (Ariel, Persil), continents, countries (die artikellosen: (das alte) Europa; however exceptions include: der Libanon, die Schweiz …).

German declension of Arschloch?

How does the declension of Arschloch work in the nominative, accusative, dative and genitive cases? Here you can find all forms in the singular as well as in the plural:

[1] Vulgar: After

[2] Vulgar: swear word

[1] „Jetzt sieht er mir ins Arschloch rein / Doch ich bleib tapfer und halte ein.“

[1] „Machen durfte man das bestimmt nicht, aber ich zog mir hinten die Backen auseinander und versuchte, das Arschloch von Claudia zu erkennen, die mit dem Rücken zu mir stand und ihre eigenen Arschbacken auseinanderzog.“

[1] „Er überredete ihn zum Onanieren und ließ sich für eine Krone die berühmte Erektion ins Arschloch stecken.“

[2] „Du hast nie gelernt dich zu artikulieren und deine Freundin, die hat niemals für dich Zeit. Oh, Arschloch, Arschloch, Arschloch!“

[2] „Mit Verlaub, Herr Präsident, Sie sind ein Arschloch.“

[2] „Die Zeit verwandelt sie in Arschlöcher, die nur darauf warten, die Waffe zu ziehen.“

[2] „Alles in allem, diese Sendung versammelte wieder einmal nichts als Arschlöcher.“