Is it der, die oder das Arsch?

Finding the right gender of a noun

German articles are used similarly to the English articles,a and the. However, they are declined differently (change) according to the number, gender and case of their nouns.

In the German language, the gender and therefore article is fixed for each noun.

The most difficult part of learning the German language is the articles (der, die, das) or rather the gender of each noun. The gender of each noun in German has no simple rule. In fact, it can even seem illogical. For example das Mädchen, a young girl is neutral while der Junge, a young boy is male.

It is a good idea to learn the correct article for each new word together - even if it means a lot of work. For example learning "der Hund" (the dog) rather than just Hund by itself. Fortunately, there are some rules about gender in German that make things a little easier. It might be even nicer if these rules didn't have exceptions - but you can't have everything! The best way to learn them is with the App - Der-Die-Das Train! (available for iOS and Android)

German nouns belong either to the gender masculine (male, standard gender) with the definite article der, to the feminine (feminine) with the definite article die, or to the neuter (neuter) with the definite article das.

• for masculine: points of the compass, weather (Osten, Monsun, Sturm; however it is: das Gewitter), liquor/spirits (Wodka, Wein, Kognak), minerals, rocks (Marmor, Quarz, Granit, Diamant);

• for feminine: ships and airplanes (die Deutschland, die Boeing; however it is: der Airbus), cigarette brands (Camel, Marlboro), many tree and plant species (Eiche, Pappel, Kiefer; aber: der Flieder), numbers (Eins, Million; however it is: das Dutzend), most inland rivers (Elbe, Oder, Donau; aber: der Rhein);

• for neutrals: cafes, hotels, cinemas (das Mariott, das Cinemaxx), chemical elements (Helium, Arsen; however it is: der Schwefel, masculine elements have the suffix -stoff), letters, notes, languages and colors (das Orange, das A, das Englische), certain brand names for detergents and cleaning products (Ariel, Persil), continents, countries (die artikellosen: (das alte) Europa; however exceptions include: der Libanon, die Schweiz …).

German declension of Arsch?

How does the declension of Arsch work in the nominative, accusative, dative and genitive cases? Here you can find all forms in the singular as well as in the plural:

[1] colloquially, vulgar: for the rear, buttocks, buttocks

[2] Value word, insult: Trottel

[1] Da bin ich auf meinen Arsch gefallen.

[1] „Wenn er sich hinsetzte, bestand er nur aus Falten, die am Hals begannen und sich bis zu den fetten Kniekehlen hinzogen; zwängte er sich mit seinem runden, breiten, die Hosennaht gefährdenden Arsch aus der Bank und richtete sich wackelnd auf, dann erinnerte er mich an eine zu prall aufgeblasene, leicht schwankende Gummifigur, die man mit einem einzigen Nadelstich schrumpfen lassen konnte.“

[1] „Das war ein Opa mit Schiebermütze, der beim Laufen immer seine Trainingshose hochzog, wobei ich einmal seinen blanken Arsch sehen konnte.“

[1] „Hatte er ihm vielleicht so einen Eindruck mit seinem nackten Arsch auf dem Schiff gemacht, daß er ihn nicht vergessen sollte?“

[1] „Sie lassen sich Haut vom Arsch ins Gesicht verpflanzen.“

[2] Du Arsch!